jae. 32. any pronouns. autistic lesbian. will babygirl (verb) any old man.
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Now I finally know why they were made for each other, because they're both idiots
house and wilson r extra cool cus they represent the subset of male bisexuals who prefer women but still ended up together anyway due to unrelated reasons (shared mental illness)
I love it when two characters are completely and utterly obsessed with each other to an unhealthy degree. Utter devotion to the point of insanity. To the point the lines blur as to what the nature of their relationship even is. Romantic? Platonic? Sexual? Familial? Professional? All and none of the above, somehow. They can’t exist without each other. Being together is making them both worse. They would watch each other sleep in bed at night every night if they could. They are literally always thinking about each other. They would kill and die for each other. They resent each other. Even seperating them isn't going to fix the situation at this point. They permanently live inside each other.
house may be a 50+ year old man but the levels of toxic codependency and yearning he has with wilson practically makes him the same as a 16 year old teen girl lesbian
i cant even blame house for falling in love with wilson at first sight. i did too.
I have never really got deep into shipping culture. I never really got it. Until I met Gregory House and James Wilson. Now I would beat someone to death with a rusty pipe if they implied they were just two straight dudes.
this gif out of context is KILLING ME
why is Wilson so breathless 😭😭😭
guy who wouldn’t even notice they’ve been sex pollened with all the repressed lust they’ve got going on
From: House, MD episode 04x13: “No More Mr. Nice Guy”
Had to share this simultaneously adorable and suggestive moment for Wilson Wednesday…😉
he cheats on you with house
Season 4, episode 12: Don't Ever Change
Wilson got a gf just like House, asked why they shouldn't date and called them a couple
Verdict: GO TO TURBOHELL
House stealing Wilson's clothes (red sweater, grey hoodie, camouflage hat and tie, what's next his soul?)
somewhere on their painfully platonic post-canon road trip house and wilson end up in a super queer part of whichever city and decide to stay for a week or two because it's safe and walkable and they just think it's funny they can see drag queens at brunch. but then they keep getting stopped by young gays telling them they're such a beautiful couple and its clear they've been together for decades and it must've been sooo hard to be gay in the 80s and 90s and wilson is like um well and house is like oh mary you have no idea and starts talking about queer history and recounting way-too-specific-to-be-made-up stories about protests and nightclubs and friends he lost to the AIDS crisis. and wilson is like i had no idea?? and house is like jimmy we met when i was in my 30s did you think i was just sitting around doing nothing until then. pls
imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it
Robert Sean Leonard as “Demille Bly” in Driven (2001).
I had to make a gif specifically of this smug moment because… well, need I explain more?
bump c:
hilson, 6.5k, explicit
tags: first meetings, oral sex, anal sex, bottom house, top wilson
The beignets are good. The bayou tours are overpriced. If you’ve seen one voodoo shop, you’ve seen them all. That first night, he met and fucked a woman who was in town for a funeral. The second night, he settles for the hotel bar. New Orleans, 1994.
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