jae. 32. any pronouns. autistic lesbian. will babygirl (verb) any old man.
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like i love old man yaoi. i really do i promise. but i also love newly-hired-fellow twunk wilson lusting after dr house who is twice his age. like he sees the greying beard and crows feet and reading glasses and wants to pound that old man thru the mattress. is that ok
they did not have to zoom in on them both straight after this line...,,,,
love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.
the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.
long live mid-2000s TV.
Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt
When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"
All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
*does this to you*
House and Wilson are literally that one post where a guy calls out his boyfriend's friend saying that they were unhealthily close only for the boyfriend to walk in and spit his drink into said friend's mouth
let me get this straight-
wilson really just wants to be friends, like genuinely, with all these women, THEY'RE the ones who initiate it, and sex with him is about THEIR pleasure. not that anything is wrong with that, but for a 'straight' man, that's usually.... not true. the closet doesn't even have glass, it's fucking broken.
I just got into House MD and knowing the ending, my HEART HURTS
Oh you mean this ending??
sue sylvester and gregory house are two sides of the same coin and in my head they are best friends
Never forget My Heart Will Go On is canonically Hilson's song according to House
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