I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU SHIP BILLFORD, JUST DNI IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THE

chat I've been making my own journal out of nowhere after listening to the Gravity Falls theme on loop for 3-4 hours, how screwed am I

If anyone's been wondering "hey Willow where have you been? It's been a while since we've heard from you" then this is the post you'd wanna see. I.. honestly forgot about Tumblr for a while + people calling me a "basic vanilla bitch" for sharing my distaste for Billford kinda made me want to avoid it for a while, BUT I'm thinking of coming back because honestly? Letting people have the satisfaction of making me shy away from this place over an opinion is kinda dumb, and I wanna check on a few people I know on this platform, sooooooo... wahoo? I guess??

You'll be getting more posts from me now AND I'm outting myself as a cringey person- pretty sure you already knew that though. Oh well! See you goobers soon :P

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE THINK HAVING A CRUSH ON OLDER CHARACTERS IN FICTION IS WEIRD? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL ON BOARD WHEN IT CAME TO STANFORD PINES, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE NOW??"

IF ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING, YES, I AM STILL WRITING IN THAT JOURNAL I MADE. I'VE JUST BEEN SUPER BUSY. GIMME SOME TIME‼‼

Literally me

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

GUYS IF YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY FORD SHIMEJI *PLEASE* TELL ME. I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF MABEL, NOW I JUST NEED ONE OF FORD GODDAMNIT

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

Happy Summerween everybody, just spent most of my time imagining scenarios with Ford on this spooktastic day

Playing a special game of DD&MD filled to the brim with horrifying puzzles and monsters, going out trick-or-treating with the niblings, studying the Summerween Trickster together, and finally; ending the day off by watching horror movies and eating candy, falling asleep in his arms.

God, I am HOPELESS... 😞💔

He's fine, I didn't actually cook him! No Stanfords were hurt making this photo!

Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines