If Anyone's Been Wondering "hey Willow Where Have You Been? It's Been A While Since We've Heard From

Update on my rant from earlier: I've commissioned someone to make a Ford figurine for the low price of 6 dollars.

This is the greatest year of my entire life.

IF ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING, YES, I AM STILL WRITING IN THAT JOURNAL I MADE. I'VE JUST BEEN SUPER BUSY. GIMME SOME TIME‼‼

Goddamn I want my birthday to be here already, literally gotta wait until like near the end of July for it... sigh 😞

GUYS IF YOU KNOW ABOUT ANY FORD SHIMEJI *PLEASE* TELL ME. I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF MABEL, NOW I JUST NEED ONE OF FORD GODDAMNIT

I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU SHIP BILLFORD, JUST DNI IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THE OTHER SHIPS THAT I LISTED/CALLED GROSS, I JUST SIMPLY DON'T LIKE IT AND DON'T SEE THE APPEAL‼‼

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

we should blow up the White House guys

just saying.

I REMAIN TRIUMPHANT, I LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY‼‼

holy shit Florida is getting massacred right now, I should know because I live in it

chat I've been making my own journal out of nowhere after listening to the Gravity Falls theme on loop for 3-4 hours, how screwed am I

uhhhhhhmmmmm.........

hi chat. it's been a good long while.

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I'll probably hop onto here every now and then since I can't exactly get the actual app again...... storage issues and yadda yadda, hope nobody thought I died. ok uhm..... bye

literally me when Ford