After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.
‼TW: SPOILERS‼
Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.
"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...
Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕
Hehehegrgeehegwgw love you too pookie
chat I genuinely don't know if Bill Cipher is after my ass for having Journal 3, attempting to get Book of Bill, AND try writing my own journal... or if I just have really shitty luck because wtf is going on with me this year??
Stanford Pines I'm gonna need your knowledge and/or your blessing here soon enough, I might be in some deep shit just for all of this 😭🙏
If anyone's been wondering "hey Willow where have you been? It's been a while since we've heard from you" then this is the post you'd wanna see. I.. honestly forgot about Tumblr for a while + people calling me a "basic vanilla bitch" for sharing my distaste for Billford kinda made me want to avoid it for a while, BUT I'm thinking of coming back because honestly? Letting people have the satisfaction of making me shy away from this place over an opinion is kinda dumb, and I wanna check on a few people I know on this platform, sooooooo... wahoo? I guess??
You'll be getting more posts from me now AND I'm outting myself as a cringey person- pretty sure you already knew that though. Oh well! See you goobers soon :P
Opinion: I don't like Fiddauthor. I HATE Billford. I don't like Gideabel. I absolutely DESPISE Billdip. Wendip is a little... odd. And I can't STAND Mabill or Pinecest or Stancest.
Before you say "you're just being the fun police womp womp" POLITELY STFU. IT'S CALLED AN OPINION AND I CAN HAVE ONE.
GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A YAP SESSION TO A ARTIST WHO CREATED A CHARACTER I REALLY LIKE AS AN ASK AND DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ANONYMOUS, I'M COOKED 😭
Grunkle Stan: "Dipper you were supposed to aim for the HEAD, ya dimwit, you missed him by an *earshot*!"
Dipper: "Grunkle Stan I'm sorry, I-I just- it doesn't feel right to shoot a guy-"
Grunkle Stan: "Jesus fucking christ— alright alright, *I'm* shooting next time and it's NOT gonna barely scrape his Cheeto-colored ass."
Mabel: "Why not ask Grunkle Ford to do it?"
Ford: "Do you really want a knock at the shack's door from the government *again*, Stanley? Unbelievable."
Literally me
see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
I REMAIN TRIUMPHANT, I LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY‼‼
holy shit Florida is getting massacred right now, I should know because I live in it