IF ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING, YES, I AM STILL WRITING IN THAT JOURNAL I MADE. I'VE JUST BEEN SUPER BUSY.

HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS A YEAR OLD? ALREADY?? Whoo, this is incredible! <(^♡^)>

Thinking about the guy but also my brain is too tired to think about anything so all that I can see in my mind is

we should blow up the White House guys

just saying.

FYM THE BARFING GNOME GETS A DOORABLES FIGURINE BUT FORD DOESN'T? Look I get it, the barfing gnome is a funny joke that the fandom enjoys, BUT GIVE MY HUSBAND THE SPOTLIGHT GODDAMNIT— THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIS SCREENTIME TOO 😞

He's a major part of the lore, he's an INCREDIBLY BUILT character (imo because some might disagree but idc), he's ADORABLE (again, imo), AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA HAVE STAN MERCH BUT NOT HAVE FORD MERCH? THEY'RE TWINS, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE HALF OF A PAIR AND SHOVE ROBBIE OR GIDEON OR THAT FUCKASS BARFING GNOME IN THE OTHER HALF'S PLACE. It's just not right! You can't have Stan without Ford, and you can't have Ford without Stan.

End of my rant... maybe.

You guys remember when I was procrastinating over the idea of Bill Cipher actually existing and haunting me because I had the journal, right? And how I stopped posting much about the incidents because they stopped occurring after a month, right??

WHAT THE FUCK.

THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY ROTTEN. I ALMOST ATE THAT. WHAT RHE FUCK. How do I ward this triangular asshole away from me? WHAT WOULD FORD DO IF BILL WAS POTENTIALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR HIM??

GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A YAP SESSION TO A ARTIST WHO CREATED A CHARACTER I REALLY LIKE AS AN ASK AND DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ANONYMOUS, I'M COOKED 😭

Hehehegrgeehegwgw love you too pookie

Goddamn I want my birthday to be here already, literally gotta wait until like near the end of July for it... sigh 😞

Literally me

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

Holy smokes, it's Stan and Ford's birthday today! How awesome!

Took my Ford plushie out on a walk today, gave him jellybeans, and read his journal a total of 5 times tonight! Wowzers!! :0

Happy birthday to the grunkles ever <3