It is the small things that matter though. Like the fact that grape ice cream doesn't exist because the guy that invented it killed a dog.
It's the little things in life.
Did you know? Lesbians and male homosexuals would marry each other in Nazi Germany just to escape persecution? Queer history tho like I honestly am learning things everyday that shape my knowledge of what it means to be LGBT? Like did you know Malcolm X was bisexual? Did you know the Nazis persecuting homosexuals said they were protecting “traditional family values,” the same arguments used today by Republicans? Washington in the 1780s expelled several soldiers for engaging in consensual same-sex acts? FDR launched a plan in the 1920s where he forced young sailors to try and trap other sailors into sex? I think schools need to stop erasing queer history from social studies and queer literature from English classes. And also start teaching children to respect gay people at a young age, like grade five. That’s the only way I can see any change coming about…
Yay positivity!
Everything’s comin’ up FUNYUNS!!!
- The Monk
@zoetheawkard NEVER
The human body is over 70% water so really we are just advanced cucumbers with anxiety
“He saw MissingNo. in the basement, even without a phone. It wasn’t flat like he thought. A motley of static camouflaged teeth and dark eyes.” -QuietPineTrees
“Are you seriously going to fight him with a ballpoint pen?” “The pen is mightier than the sword”
(via outofcontextdnd)
@zoetheawkard
“Is it a free action to have an existential crisis?”
This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
You’re trapped in a giant’s castle. The giants slowly move mysteriously throughout the castle, speaking a foreign language, their motivations opaque. That’s what my cat’s life is like.
moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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