“Are You Seriously Going To Fight Him With A Ballpoint Pen?” “The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword”

I think I should step up my queue speed. 

Yeah, grow up dude.

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Animals Dropping the Hottest Albums of the Year (via Star-spangled-Banner)

It's the simple things in life.

when ur severely mentally ill its silly what things can actually save ur life, for example i was genuinely suicidal all morning and i felt like i was floating pleasurelessly through life without any fulfillment and then i made a really good sandwich and i was like, right, sandwiches. and now im alright 

#catana #catanacomics

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Get spooked. 

He later messaged me saying “i’m not even mad, that was funny gg”

Level 60 Mage hell to the yes!  Won by defeating a Golden Rouge with Everyfin Is Awesome. 

Next order of business is to get Golden Mage, but that’s going to take a while. 

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

And then people who do neither ask, “Why don’t you play them yourself?”  The correct answer would be, “We’re lazy and crave cheap entertainment.” 

People wonder why I watch other people play online games. I wonder why they watch other people play sports.