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The saddest part about being a cactus; is that they stand around all day with their arms stretched out, waiting for a hug that will never come.

Found him outside a convenience store & I was worried some bratty kid would do something gross with him so I took him home named him Bernard and buried him

Extreme feminists are just creating the same problem that they are trying to solve. 

I’d like to imagine in a couple of years feminism will be replaced by manism(is that the right term?), and then the cycle will keep repeating itself into infinity. 

I totally understand the whole feminism and equal rights thing and it’s totally awesome that women are finding this confidence within themselves and each other but there’s a serious issue when you’re tearing down one gender to boost your own. Some feminist are fucking insane and just come off sounding like feminazis. I get it you don’t need a man in your life and I totally agree with you, but that doesn’t mean that you should just start saying that “ALL MEN ARE PIGS! ALL MEN SHOULD DIE! ALL MEN ARE USELESS!” because that just means that you’re making no progress for your cause. Once you start spewing hateful and ignorant shit like that it makes me question what you stand for. Everyone should be treated equally, no ifs ands or buts about it, but don’t think just because you think you’re fighting for a good cause that you can just start saying bad shit. It makes you look bad, and it makes the cause look bad. I understand that women need feminism, but do it in a logical and peaceful way.

It should probably go towards the actual shop that has the 10-items-or-less checkout, but good luck getting that law through Congress. 

Checking out with more than 10 items in a 10-item-or-less check-out aisle should automatically add a tax to your total that goes directly to charity

What the bloody hell even are these photos. 

Hell yeah, nominated for Best Rock Video at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards 🙌  let’s win this thing. 

Anything can be explained, as long as you understand what causes that thing to happen.  In the case of feelings, body chemistry. In the case of left and right, your relativity to compass directions. 

I know that’s not what you meant, but at least it’s a way of explaining it. 

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

oh my god

an au where instead of cheating on eliza and writing the reynolds pamphlet ,hamilton just says he loves his wife very much

Am I somehow in the triangle?

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