What The Bloody Hell Even Are These Photos. 

But then there’s CORN! :DD 

Potatoes give us chips, fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, other vegetables…

@zoetheawkard What, you think I’d do it? You should probably be more concerned about your Birth Certificate than me. 

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

Okay, but why is he half nude. 

100 Years of Beauty Men: India [x]

The creative process

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The Tumblr is attempting to understand the outside world.  This is what the World Wide Web is for.  Here, this should help. 

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

@zoetheawkard

“Is it a free action to have an existential crisis?”

END OF SUMMER SAUSAGE SALE! Wait, not ‘summer sausage’ just ‘sausage’. Like, it is the end of Summer and there is a sale on sausage. But really there is no sale. This is just a weird gif with an awkward caption. C’mon people.

“Fear the shovel”