“You could buy syrupy nostalgia by the can to sweeten your tea in summer, but most of it was sold by the barrel to manipulative ad companies.” -QuietPineTrees l
i’ve literally moved on from this place ages ago what the fuck
follow me @totallynotwaffle i guess
You pet the horse and it meows
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Bathing me wife. Me pigeon wife.
Is being wearing skin an option?
Wear the clothes that define YOU.
It should probably go towards the actual shop that has the 10-items-or-less checkout, but good luck getting that law through Congress.
Checking out with more than 10 items in a 10-item-or-less check-out aisle should automatically add a tax to your total that goes directly to charity
im art blocking so hard
have half a piece of sushi
This is the internet before the internet.
Better than the Glow Cloud.
What Should We Draw #20 - CUBE (w/ Adam Conover)
Listen to WSWD on Headgum!
And RATE US on iTunes!
moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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