She Said That To Me Once. About Bring A Machine.

Pass it to me please, I must bump a line.

Pass on the yuri cocaine

WE'RE SO BACK! WOOOOOOOOOOO! THE POWER OF THESE THREE DUMBASS SAPPHICS FOR THE WIN!

(art by centinel303 by the way)

AMPHIBIA TRENDING??? IN 2025??? SASHANNARCY IS TRENDING TOO APPARENTLY????

A bunch of folks I follow like stuff I never got into like My Little Pony, RWBY, and Sonic, but I fully support the stuff they like. Not my taste and didn’t love it myself, but go off and have fun.

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

Me after getting like twelve notes and two followers after two or three days of being on Tumblr:

Why are you making me choose. In terms of changing my life more irrevocably than anything else, She-Ra. It completely upturned the way I enjoy and view fiction. Amphibia I think about more frequently however and I think has more impact in a day-to-day sense. She-Ra, but only narrowly and why are you making me choose between my babies >:(

Something something we can defeat fascism with the power of hot lesbians something something.

// arcane spoilers

the dictatorship leaving caitlyn’s body when she sees her girl wearing bandages as a shirt

Patient: I feel tired all the time. Its like I have too much to do at every moment.

House: The patient needs clones to live!

House 2: More Clones!

Patient and Patient 2: We feel better now, thank you doctor-

House 3: We are very smart.

Wilson: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 2: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 3: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 4: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 5: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 6: I too am in this episode.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

Have you ever went back to a media from when you were younger thinking its not going to be as good as you remember but it absolutely slaps?

You think that, "oh yeah, remember [INSERT MEDIA] from when you watched / played it when you were eight? It probably sucks now, right?" Then it just absolutely slaps like a coked up chimpanzee and you realize, "damn, good on me for having excellent taste when I was younger".

Me and a friend rewatched (it her first viewing but rewatch for me) Young Justice seasons 1-4. I didn't expect it to be this great but it still was incredible. Even seasons 3 and 4. I remember loving season 3 long ago (Briolet consumed my life for a sliver of time and is probably my first hardcore ship) but since then I've heard that people thought season 3 and 4 were terrible and ruined the show. I have to ask those people why they believe this, because both of us thought those seasons were incredible. I completely agree with tweenage me thinking season 3 was peak media because it was and is.

Then I go and rewatch the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy with the same friend and I'm thinking "well I like it due to nostalgia and post-irony". Then after watching I realize, "nah, this is actually good storytelling, I am enjoying this in a way completely removed from nostalgia". Meanwhile my friend as a first time viewer is seeing this and saying, "yeah, I have no idea why people were saying these are bad, these are actually pretty great".

It's just such a jubilant feeling to revisit media from your youth and it is just great, period. I honestly don't care if anyone says that the media I've mentioned is bad. Cringe is a dead concept and I'm going to vibe over in my corner enjoying things.

Anyways, do not feel embarrassed by media you liked as when younger unless you go revisit it and determine that it is actually bad. There is media I like less upon revisit. I no longer find Destiny as great as I did as a teenager, nor do I find Ninjago as peak as I did as kid. But sometimes young-you is not completely wrong. Just a less grown version of yourself so your tastes might be quite similar.

So kudos to little pre-trans me for liking some bomb media.

My headcanons for my favorite Mass Effect ships:

Femshep x Garrus x Tali :

Femshep x Ashley :

Sorry, the ships in my headcanons have very distinct vibes, with Femshep, Garrus, and Tali ending the trilogy with their cute happy ending poly relationship. Destroy ending happens but Geth and Edi survive anyways though because fuck the canon endings. The three then get cute coffee dates on the Citadel (although Garrus and Tali need to Dextro coffee). Just the best vibes with Femshep finally getting to retire, Tali becoming the Quarian ambassador, and Garrus doing something or other. Their adopted son Grunt even comes over to hang out when he's not off committing unrestrained violence.

Meanwhile Femshep accidentally kills her own girlfriend because of plot in the timeline nextdoor. Sorry to my fellow femshep x ashley girlies but I can't see their relationship outside the context of doomed yuri with femshep going from paragon to renegade during the trilogy. Citadel Part II is a shitshow with Ashley getting shot because Udina is an asshole. Femshep limps through the rest of the trilogy not planning to survive the war with the Reapers and dies by the end of the trilogy to allow this version of events to be truly depressing.

Inside every Mass Effect shipper there are two wolves.

I haven’t liked any new Avatar stuff, so I’m just going to pretend that Legend of Korra is the end of the Avatar universe and pretend that Korra did nothing wrong.

Korra continued to be the Avatar and had a happily ever after with Asami like Aang did with Katara. Anything else is not canon regardless of what the studio says.

Just so we’re clear