Inside Every Mass Effect Shipper There Are Two Wolves - Blog Posts

My headcanons for my favorite Mass Effect ships:

Femshep x Garrus x Tali :

Femshep x Ashley :

Sorry, the ships in my headcanons have very distinct vibes, with Femshep, Garrus, and Tali ending the trilogy with their cute happy ending poly relationship. Destroy ending happens but Geth and Edi survive anyways though because fuck the canon endings. The three then get cute coffee dates on the Citadel (although Garrus and Tali need to Dextro coffee). Just the best vibes with Femshep finally getting to retire, Tali becoming the Quarian ambassador, and Garrus doing something or other. Their adopted son Grunt even comes over to hang out when he's not off committing unrestrained violence.

Meanwhile Femshep accidentally kills her own girlfriend because of plot in the timeline nextdoor. Sorry to my fellow femshep x ashley girlies but I can't see their relationship outside the context of doomed yuri with femshep going from paragon to renegade during the trilogy. Citadel Part II is a shitshow with Ashley getting shot because Udina is an asshole. Femshep limps through the rest of the trilogy not planning to survive the war with the Reapers and dies by the end of the trilogy to allow this version of events to be truly depressing.

Inside every Mass Effect shipper there are two wolves.