Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?
Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine
Johnny: Well, that was a successful trip!
Danny: Uhh, we lost Jordan?
Johnny : Yes indeed, a very successful trip.
hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*
hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?
hongbin: questioning my sexuality
Imagine Leo crying in the dorm because a little kid at their fansign was scared of him
Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.
Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.
Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.
Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?
Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung
Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together
Charlie: Hey Danny
Danny: don’t talk to me
Charlie: What did I do?
Danny: U got so drunk last night that you put my IPhone into my blender
Charlie: ...
Danny: U said u were making apple juice
Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer
Woozi: cool
Woozi: wait, how old are you?
N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween
Dylan: listen. there’s something i need to get off my chest.
Anna: is it your shirt? jesus fucking christ please say yes.