Dino: So I Said That If I Don’t Become A Rock Star By 19, I’ll Become A Serial Killer

Jorel: What are you, 5?

Dylan : *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Jorel :

Dylan:

Dylan : I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.

Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”

Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

Wonwoo: I like to wear Mingyu's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smacks Hoshi*

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Dylan: Short people are-

Danny: *Already holding a guitar*

Dylan:...

Danny: Be careful with your next words Dylan Peter Alvarez, or they might be your last

Randi: You’re an idiot.

Charlie: But I’m your idiot babe

Randi: [points at wedding ring] obviously.

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…

Ravi: and now, here’s Hongbin with the cute ending

Hongbin, covered in blood and holding a knife: I thought you said cult ending