Ravi: and now, here’s Hongbin with the cute ending
Hongbin, covered in blood and holding a knife: I thought you said cult ending
Me: Well you did ask for my favorite song.
BF: Yes, I did and it is?
Me: Oh just the average girl pop song *Blasts Cashed out and Cypher part 3 at the same time*
Datty on 14th February:
Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?
Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday
Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?
Matt: Feel what?
Dylan: Even the air is different today
Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…
Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…
Matt: …
Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…
Dylan: Im...grounded?
Danny: [folded arms] Yes, you're grounded!
Johnny: You disobeyed an order.
Jorel: [Holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!
Johnny: Jorel, that's not how grounding works.
Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?
Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine
N: *enters the room* Hey Leo what are you doing?
Leo: *eating popcorn and watching Criminal Minds* watching people die
N: *leaves the room*
Danny : [kisses Jorel’s neck]
Jorel: what is this?
Danny: affection
Jorel: disgusting
Jorel:
Jorel: do it again
Derillio pre-debut
Theresa: No kids today, what should we do?
Danny: Take a nap
Theresa: Think bigger
Danny: Take all the naps
Ravi: you’re the ocean
Hongbin: explain.
Ravi: so fucking salty
N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween