Randi: You’re an idiot.
Charlie: But I’m your idiot babe
Randi: [points at wedding ring] obviously.
💕💕
Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
Hyuk: someone died in the living room.
Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.
It’s Christmas Time
You know what that means?
My blog’s music is JUST gonna be Christmas in Hollywood.
Hope no preteens are following me-
Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco
Woozi: and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it
Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure
Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children
Ravi’s fear of insects dates back to an incident in his childhood where he was mugged by a butterfly
Derillio: We've got a problem.
Johnny: I think we should copyright that phrase.
Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)
Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS
Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…
Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).