Jongup: Go Big Or Go Home!

N, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth.

Ken: He means no offense! I’m certain you bathe regularly.

I agree on this.

there needs to be a lowkey gay version of we got married and toss all of our favorite otps on it 

Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping

Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?

Woozi: yes, don't wake up

Hyuk: Hope you get run over.

Leo: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

Johnny: Why aren't you in your room?

Ava: I SAW A SPIDER IN THERE

Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.

Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.

Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.

Dylan: they call me coffee because i grind so fine.

Danny: oh my god.

Jordan: they call me coffee because i keep you up past 2am.

Danny: stop it.

Jorel: they call me coffee-

Danny: dear lord, no.

Jorel: because i’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who i am.

Danny : oh.

Jorel: Fuck you

Danny: Is that an insult or a to do list

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't