Hakyeon [putting Honey In His Tea]: Hell Yeah, Get In That Leaf Juice, You Sexy, Sexy Bee Sauce.

Dylan : *bust into the room*

Anna, startled : jesus !

Dylan : nope, it’s just me

Danny: Kiss the prettiest person in the room right now!

Dylan: Charlie?

Charlie  [blushing]: Y-Yes?

Dylan: Can you please move? I’m trying to get to the mirror.

Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious

Charlie : *furious* I'm calling bullshit!

Danny: well hang up.

I agree on this.

there needs to be a lowkey gay version of we got married and toss all of our favorite otps on it 

Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Charlie: Hey Danny

Danny: don’t talk to me

Charlie: What did I do?

Danny: U got so drunk last night that you put my IPhone into my blender

Charlie: ...

Danny: U said u were making apple juice

Wonwoo: I like to wear Mingyu's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smacks Hoshi*

N, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth.

Ken: He means no offense! I’m certain you bathe regularly.

Jorel: What are you, 5?

Dylan : *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Jorel :

Dylan:

Dylan : I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.