Charlie : *furious* I'm Calling Bullshit!

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

Leo, shining flashlight under bed: Hongbin, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?

Hongbin: [Demonic screeching]

Leo: Understandable, have a good day.

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.

Dylan: they call me coffee because i grind so fine.

Danny: oh my god.

Jordan: they call me coffee because i keep you up past 2am.

Danny: stop it.

Jorel: they call me coffee-

Danny: dear lord, no.

Jorel: because i’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who i am.

Danny : oh.

Hyuk: I’m like a dog, ya know? I’m cute, fun, loyal, and I wag my behind when people give me treats

BTOB: can someone pass the salt, please?

5VIXX: *looks at Leo*

Leo: touch me and you’ll lose your fucking fingers.

Hakyeon: My youngest, Sanghyuk, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, Wonshik, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

Randi: This year, I lost my dear husband, Jordan.

Jordan: [in the distance] Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Randi: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.