Captain Marvel in the Watchtower rec room.
Green Lantern (Hal) & Flash: *giggling at something on GL’s phone*
Audio coming from the phone: *bang*“Ow!”—*clang* “Ouch!”—*thump* “ack!”—*thud*“Ow …I think that left a dent…”
Captain Marvel, clearly annoyed: “you’re really watching that again?”
Green Lantern: “sorry dude! It’s just so funny!”
Captain Marvel: *turns around to walk out the room but bangs his head on the top of the door frame*
Flash: *falls out of his chair laughing*
Okay but some in the JL has definitely gone through the Watchtower security cam footage and made a compilation video of Captain Marvel banging his head on the top of a doorway.
And I’m pretty sure we all know that he must do that a lot.
You can do whatever you want forever if you believe in it
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
What if her name was Cassandra Plain and she stopped serving cunt.
oh wait that's just orphan.
Do we think that Bruce Wayne sleeps with others to maintain his Brucie persona or does he just pay people to say he slept with them?
Or a secret third option where people constantly spread rumours that he sleeps around a lot and Bruce just says they are true cause it fits his persona?
This can be entirely Headcanon based if you want, I’m looking for opinions!
I need a fic where all the magic users know that the Champion of Magic is a child so they just start unintentionally co-parenting Billy.
Like, John Constantine will take him on outings to hell. Billy will run off and come back with a piece of Constantine’s soul that had been gambled away and Billy will refuse to explain how he got it.
Dr. Fate (against his better judgment) sets up a playdate between Billy and Klarion the Witch Boy where they are just running around causing chaos (nothing harmful thanks to Billy)
Zatanna lets Billy come to her shows where he’s putting every other audience member to shame with how loud he claps and cheers whenever Zatanna does a trick.
Give me a scenario where magic users are regularly teleporting into the watchtower just to give Captain Marvel a packed lunch, and telling him off —in front of the JL— for forgetting it.
My headcanon/ideal version for the future has always been Cass as Batman with her civvie id being trust find baby (and philanthropist ofc) Cassie Wayne and for Steph becoming Batwoman and her civvie job being either a doctor or a nurse (influenced by her looking up to Leslie/Crystal) and I JUST NOW realized that’s literally Thomas and Martha
Who invented autism?
The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.
New fic idea! Mary breaks into Uncle E house, beats him up, and then steals all the family documents so she can finally figure out which twin was born first
I think new adaptations of “Diana goes to Man’s World in modern times” should have a woman be her guide instead of someone like Steve Trevor. While Steve isn’t a bad person, obviously, I just think it speaks more to Wonder Woman’s core if you have one woman helping another in this strange world.
Plus, there’s a bit of implication about Man helping Woman who is confused about this new country.
I don’t know, does this make sense?
On that note: I think that we should have more scenes of Diana uplifting women instead of “Men is a jerk, Diana breaks his fingers” I like those scenes, but we don’t need to do that every single time?
Give me Diana telling an older woman that she’s beautiful. Okay? Okay, cool.
Thank you for coming to my Wonder Talk.
Somebody just made me realise Green Lantern is literally a magical girl.
First his power comes from a ring, a classic magical girl thing to have an accessory that transforms you.
He has a main colour theme as any other magical girl has.
He has a costume that subtly GLOWS
AND HE HAS AN OATH!!! What’s more magical girl than an oath/catchphrase!?
She/HerAutistic, queer, and (according to all the unfinished fics in my docs) an aspiring fanfic author!
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