Somebody Just Made Me Realise Green Lantern Is Literally A Magical Girl.

a very quick stephcass while its still valentines day bc i miss them

Do you think Captain Marvel (Shazam) can inflict harm on himself?

Like if he’s in a situation where someone is forcing him to say the magic word (with the lasso of truth or something) and Captain Marvel knows if he transforms back to Billy he’ll die, couldn’t he just rip his own vocal cords out?

Like, obviously if he did they’ll heal (cause he’s magic) and he’d be able to speak again eventually, but ripping out your own vocal cords would be a pretty badass way to counter a villain, huh?

Good shock value for the horror everyone else would have at this person tearing out their own throat just so he wouldn’t say a word

Dc technically makes the rules, but they lost that right after shipping Cass off to HongKong.

So fuck it, I make the rules now and DAMIAN WAYNE AND CASSANDRA CAIN ARE BOTH AUTISTIC

They both get it from Bruce (idc that Cass isn’t biologically related to Bruce, he birthed her and Damian and THATS FINAL)

Damian and cassandra are autistic siblings I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

Cass centred fic where literally everyone else is in Hong Kong when

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

imagine having a devastating piece of gossip (the Waynes were secretly sleeping with their butler) and trying to flip that around as an attack/leverage on their now-adult kid mid-fancy event but said kid is Bruce Wayne and didn’t lose his cool last week when the entire actual Earth was about to blow up so all he does is raise one eyebrow, shrug, down his entire glass of champagne in one graceful chug, and waltz off with a breezy “Guess it’s finally time to get that paternity test, huh?”

Flash: So, man. What about you? Seeing someone?

Marvel: Hmm? Oh yeah, all the time.

Flash: Oohoho, didn't expect that from you!

Marvel: Ha ha, well, that comes with magic, I guess? You know, being able to see the dead, ghosts, demons. But it was tricky before, I never knew if it was there or if it was one of the voices in my head creating a hallucination to interact with me

Gl: Okay, that's… interesting.

Batman calling Dinah, Dr. Fate and Zatanna with a big red letter shooting MAGICAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EMERGENCY

Flash: I was thinking more like, going out with someone, like dating. kissing and all

Marvel: Oh. Dating? No, no. It's not really my thing, you know? Ew, kissing? I'm out

Cap the aro/ace king yes. also, the one who sees dead people

When I was a kid and first learning English I kept hearing “excuse me” and just figured that’s what you said when you wanted someone to move out of the way so I had some interactions like this

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Made myself depressed thinking about Cass again. Specifically DCeased Cass. Imagining her dropping her Shazam form whenever it comes time to beat up some regular goons. When the others ask her why, she fires back with simply, "keeps me sharp." The real truth is because she can't be hurt as Shazam, and after everything that's happened, after losing Bruce and Barbara and Tim and Stephanie and now even Damian, she really, really needs to feel hurt.

what if instead of cassandra cain it was cassandra pain and everything was the same