thesoupentity
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Quantum hat. You didn't give enough exposition about the goat, so now the goat lives in my mind with a superposition of all possible hats many of which have yet to be invented.
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
They did. It's called Lord of the Rings.
Hope this helps!
my favorite part of the fellowship of the ring is when pippin throws a stone down a well in moria and gandalf tells him to kill himself. genuinely made me laugh out loud. gandalf where is your sense of hobbitish whimsy bro
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Me, except I was also the little boy who liked trains. Still undiagnosed, and a girl now.
happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!
Never used adobe (big mony), but this list is useful
Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.
Oh, and a niche but potentially useful resource for any sign language is the signwriting script. As opposed to sign gloss, which afaik was made for Hearing folks, signwriting conveys the exact visual-spatial dynamics of signing. It includes non-manual markers, variations in signs based on context, and specialized punctuation.
I won't go too into detail, but here's some links:
https://www.signbank.org/ [Base Site]
https://www.signbank.org/signpuddle2.0/index.php?ui=1&sgn=4 [ASL Dictionary]
And here's an example
Deaf
I just think it's cool. Thoughts??
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
Hey! Also, lots of libraries have resources for learning ANY language. Libraries are awesome.
You can sign up for a bunch of online resources for free with Transparent Language Online (transparent.com), through your local library.
I've used it for a while, and it seems that a lot of the ASL backend stuff is taken from signingsavvy.com (normally you'd have to pay).
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
Fucking food purist.
I got that toasted ciabatta grindset.
Anyone know what a ciabatta chicken sandwich is? It's like ciabatta bread, pesto, tomatoes, basil, and balsalmic glaze? And like, the bread is toasted. Oh, and theres mozzarella too. And you're just eating it, and it's just the most scrumptious thing, so you shove it into your face orifice with little to no regard for safety. And then the bread is super toasty, and you are taking big bites out of it, and it's really tasty, but the next thing you know it's over and the roof of your mouth is bleeding and raw from the sharp, toasty ciabatta bread?
Or is this an incredibly specific experience that no one relates to?
Why are they out in the rain? Take them inside! Offer them a hot beverage and a woolen blanket! They are weary and need bedtime stories and snacks!
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
Joking about suicide indicates a lack of belief in human dignity and the intrinsic worth of all persons.
That's it.
About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
🥺
WHAT DID I DO???
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
Apologize to the worm. Now.
Life could be a dream
unbelievable find just now
🎶 You would not dare reblog... 🎶
🎶 If 30-50 feral hogs... 🎶
can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
Idea: A Day in the Life
Wii wakes up and makes toast for breakfast (What are they thinking about 🤔)
Then they drive to work
I ran out of pics :(
how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water
What is it about the wii that just makes you feel whole
[Shitty resolution example]
how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water
New headcanon just dropped
we’re the same
Oh, also:
Spoiler: It doesn't always (obviously), but it can help a lot!
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
Comic Sans just wanted to help. Stop hating her so relentlessly. It is not fair
Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block
Smeagol
tolkien really messed up in not giving frodo a cat. frodo is such a ‘has a cat sleeping by the fire’ type person. cat to patrol the pantries for mice. she would stay with the gaffer when he went off on the quest. and would purr against his shoulder when he came back. some name like lacey or buttercup. an old cat he got a few years into living alone. she’d sit by the door waiting every day until he got home. hated saruman and hissed every time she saw him. frodo would hold her even more after his return, trying to remember who he was before. frodo deserved a cat
I like the idea that Aragorn "gatekeeping" is just, keeping a gate. Like, straight up defending a fortified gate with the gang. Get gatekept out of Helm's Deep fool.
tag yourself or don’t i am all of them because i said so
"This is the story of how I died"
Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused
Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys
There's gonna be smth special in the eggs this year ganggggggg
i love when easter falls on 420. because not only has he risen but he's baked.
What if it's friday night?
Keeping this guide for later :D
A boy can dream, can't he?
