"This Is The Story Of How I Died"

"Ah yes, John Arcane. He must have a respectable career of doing Job at Place."

will never forget the person in a worldbuilding Discord whose setting had John Arcane be the "inventor of magic" JOHN ARCANE

INVENTOR OF MAGIC

Life could be a dream

unbelievable find just now

Denethor leaps grotesquely into the air to catch the tomatoes and shove them into his mouth with both hands. Eomer only affirms your statement to get people to stop throwing tomatoes at Denethor.

"boromir taught eomer how to speak the common tongue" I say. I am booed off the stage. the crowd throws tomatoes. suddenly from somewhere in the audience, someone says, "he's right." it's eomer son of eomund, speaking in the same dialect and tone as boromir of gondor

They did. It's called Lord of the Rings.

Hope this helps!

my favorite part of the fellowship of the ring is when pippin throws a stone down a well in moria and gandalf tells him to kill himself. genuinely made me laugh out loud. gandalf where is your sense of hobbitish whimsy bro

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

Please make sure to ask your short friends first before doing this. They may become agitated or even hostile. Plus, they might get disoriented from the sudden extreme height difference, so asking first ensures they are ready for the inevitable vertigo they will experience. Care for your short friends responsibly!

@metaphorical-noodle

Eye Level

Comic Sans just wanted to help. Stop hating her so relentlessly. It is not fair

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

Why are they out in the rain? Take them inside! Offer them a hot beverage and a woolen blanket! They are weary and need bedtime stories and snacks!

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

Hey! Also, lots of libraries have resources for learning ANY language. Libraries are awesome.

You can sign up for a bunch of online resources for free with Transparent Language Online (transparent.com), through your local library.

I've used it for a while, and it seems that a lot of the ASL backend stuff is taken from signingsavvy.com (normally you'd have to pay).

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

I'll be needing these for later :]