What Is It About The Wii That Just Makes You Feel Whole

Honorable mentions:

- A cliffside at sunset, after being dragged there by the aforementioned lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade.

- In an alleyway just outside the backdoor of a club.

- Underwater, so that all anyone sees is a developing cloud of red that announces your demise.

- A bed with white sheets.

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Gwaihir uses the ring's invisibility and just becomes the wind, putting Manwë out of a job. Then, of course, Manwë would be furious at Mithrandir for giving the ring to the eagles and fires him.

I know that the nitpicking over why the Fellowship didn’t just ride the eagles to fly directly to Mordor has been talked to death, there’s more than enough answers. The Doylist answer is that would stop the whole book from existing, or replace it with a wholly different book all about eagles. The Watsonian answer is that a) the eagles are a noble independent people not a taxi service, b) the quest is a stealth mission and huge massive giant eagles are not stealthy, c) Mordor has air supremacy and the eagles could only fly to Mount Doom after Sauron was defeated and the Nazguls all gone.

But just now, option d) occurred to me: do we really trust the eagles to withstand the ring? If it tempts Gandalf and Galadriel, surely it tempts Gwaihir the Windlord. Do we want to create the Dread Lord of the Skies? He would wear the Ring on his lovely sharp claw! He would fly higher and swifter than the winds of the world! He would build a magnificent nest from the broken timbers of Edoras! He would eat so many people! All elves and men would be forced underground!

Comic Sans just wanted to help. Stop hating her so relentlessly. It is not fair

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

Hand me a hand

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

I think the more important thing here is that Pukicho is in a blank void.

u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being