No. Loser.

Imprisoned for the crime of... weird... for being weird... just a weird lil dude...

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!

You call it "manic" to start multiple projects at 3 am, I call it being sane productive!

Some of these cowards didn't have internet access in the mid-2010s and it shows

If you're buried with enough cash you get sent to Hell+ because you can afford it.

"Roasted on only the hottest of fires and only tortured with our rustiest of pitchforks"

Welcome to Premium Hell

"For a luxury hell experience"

I'll sell you for a baconator

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

Hanging in the woods part 3

I wish I could use a back scratcher on the inside of my lungs, I think that would would feel great and oh so satisfying

How the fuck did I learn to read morse code in a matter of days by rereading homestuck?

I took French for half a year and only actually learned how to count numbers up to 9 and have a hard time with anything past 3 unless I sing that fuckin Hamilton song

Da fuck brain, da fuck?

Fuck em up!

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