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The Way I'm Sure Mice Are Meant To Die

I'm not always sure what God's I worship

I'm not always sure of my own morals

I'm not always sure of my theories of the afterlife

But something I am sure of and always have been is my belief in mother earth

And my hatred of cruel glue traps

I know the mice are not meant to be here

If I were fast enough to catch them to release I would

But I know I am not

So if it must come to a trap I will use something that is fast

Because between a quick bullet to the brain execution or a long tortureous death of struggle and starvation

I think all of us would choose the first choice

Mind you this creature is dying for such a petty crime

Just trying to survive somewhere they don't even know they shouldn't be

When it's over I'll bury him

The mouse in my room that will soon be in a trap that I've set

And I'll feel bad for murdering something more innocent than my own kind

But I will feel better knowing he did not suffer

And that I return him to the earth from which he came

Become throwing a creature of earth

of flesh and bone once granted life

Into layers of plastic with the pollution bound for a graveyard of garbage

It feels so wrong

Even as a child I knew that

It goes against all nature and worse starves earth of her meal

It's take with no true give

I'll likely repeat this to deaf ears of family

When they find me digging a hole for a pest

If I had a choice I'd be buried with no coffin

But I know I don't

So all I can do is hope for the cheapest one

Made of the softest wood

Something easy to rot

I'd rather not keep mother earth waiting long for her meal

For now I'll give her back the small mouse that wandered away from her to my own den

And hope she sees his death not as unatural cruelty but as predator sharing prey

The way I'm sure mice are meant to die

I'm pansexual so yes I support lgbtq+ being that I am one

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

This man is highly wanted for theft!

What did he steal?

My heart!

Oh! And quite a few explosives.

He might have decided to start world war 3 in a few days?

Lotta nukes.

We should probably stop him in the near future, y'know before the world ends.

"xyz DNI" blocking people is YOUR job, sorry. You cannot ask the world to simply move around you, you have to take control of your online experience or you will be fucking miserable forever. Most people don't read your bio/pinned/carrd before touching the posts that cross their dash anyways.

Also maybe worry less about if someone who likes something you hate clicks on your tumblr post. I promise it is not that fucking serious.

Also-also if you have this DNI because your friends/moots said or implied you have to otherwise you're somehow Bad and/or will be punished by them if you don't, that's kind of fucked and maybe you need less controlling friends.

Nobody asked but I wanna explain anyway I need this out of my skull.

I started out fixating on genloss, good shit.

That then led to fixating on slimecicle specifically, which of course leads to his content.

Now from here it splits into a couple paths to take, going down the minecraft route and qsmp or dsmp, going down the Reddit rabbit hole leading to those channels, or going the chuckle sandwich route, and chuckle sandwich most likely brings you to JSchlatt, and he leads to Wilbur soot who leads right back into dsmp again.

The lines, they pipe, inevitable.

I'm on a pipeline hyper fixation and I don't know how to feel about it.

It leads me many a place yet I try helplessly to swim against the current.

Everyone is valid so can you all stop treating people like crap yet!?!

I'll sell you for a baconator

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

Knock knock!

The milkman is here.

To get more man milk.

Knock Knock!

It’s the milk man.

Here to milk your man.

AAAAtatatatatata. The hat is gone!

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!