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#same pose #like father like son ↳ Iron Man 3 (2013) | Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

Can I just fall asleep in someone’s arms while watching Fantasia...

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

Person A: “Someone end me, I’m fucking done.”

Person B: “Absolutely not.” 

Person C: “Mood.”  

Person D: “You wanna talk about it?”  

Person E: “I have arsenic.”

Ow 🥺

He has such baby energy

If it doesn't look like porn featuring a highly specific fetish, is it really an Unus Annus video?

i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over

Date a Hufflepuff who does color guard