Matthias: My Shoelace Came Untied! It Could’ve Happened To Anybody!

literally terrified of this

You know what, I’m fucking scared that they’ll turn Sylvie/Loki into something romantic. If I have one fear, that’s it. Not because I want to see Lokius (though I’m genuinely curious to see how they’ll improve their friendship, if I can call it like that), but because - - NO. They’re the same person, two versions of the same person, for heaven’s sake! Ok for siblings, ok for their chemistry etc etc but please NO. Nonononononono.

inej: please, kaz was just showing me how to fix the floor

wylan: anytime a man shows a girl how to do something from behind, it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck.

jesper: watch any sports movie.

saw someone post that nat would’ve been the one to check up on sam and bucky and wanda so that they would’ve been okay. i miss natasha romanoff so much. it hurts. she cared so much.

wylan: kaz, i think you should play the role of my father

kaz: i don’t wanna be your father

wylan: perfect. you already know your lines.

bro ship wars aside, if azriel doesn’t end up w gwyn (which he might not bc let’s be real no one knows who’s endgame) i want them to be friends so badly. like their friendship could be unmatched. same thing if he doesn’t end up w elain. i just like all the characters and i think their relationships, platonic or romantic, are important.

y’all pls do not look at my likes. i have no self control and immediately looked up no way home spoilers. save yourselves, it’s too late for me.

feyre: i cannot believe you didn't tell me we are still married. tamlin: look, i was going to tell you-- feyre: when?? after the birth of our secret child?? *ic enters* feyre: tamlin didn't get the annulment, we're still married rhys: what? mor: you're kidding! lucien: OH MY GOD. mor: tamlin! tamlin: okay maybe it wasn't the best decision, but i just couldn't face another failed marriage. rhys: okay, let me just jump in and ask: at what point did you think this was a SUCCESSFUL marriage? tamlin: feyre, come on, if you think about it, it's actually kinda funny... *no one laughs* tamlin: okay maybe it's best not to think about it. lucien: okay this is UNACCEPTABLE. i am shocked to my very core! tamlin: lucien, i already told her you knew. lucien: ANOTHER lie! you have a sickness! rhys: tam, just for my own peace of mind... you're not married to anymore of us, are ya?

a masterpost

ALSO… (black widow spoilers)

there WAS a fucking grave. “there was no body, of course she didn’t have a funeral.” THERE WAS A GRAVE. SO WHERE WAS THE FUNERAL. right, so what i’m hearing is, the russo brothers didn’t think to include one.

jesper: who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads she wins, tails i lose. jesper: wait a minute... kaz: yes, jes? jesper: i forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!