Feyre: I Cannot Believe You Didn't Tell Me We Are Still Married. Tamlin: Look, I Was Going To Tell You--

kaz: what does a man do about that pain?

jesper: takes a bubble bath

some common bitch: aziraphale and crowley aren’t canon bc they didn’t kiss

me, appalled: so ace people don’t exist ig

the same person: but,,, they’re not ace

me, still appalled: nah they’re just ethereal and demonic beings with no form of gender or sexual expression

neil gaiman, emerging from a hole in the ground: *thumbs up*

jesper: occupation? racist. matthias: actually i was a drüsk- matthias: racist is fine.

i’m loving the sudden conflict between the good omens fandom and the spn fandom. like why tf are we arguing which one is better? which one sent an angel to super hell after admitting his gay feelings? that’s what i thought.

nina: matthias kissed me!

inej and wylan: oh my god oh my god!

nina: it was unbelievable!

inej: let’s hear everything.

wylan: inej, get the wine and unplug the phone. nina, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

nina: it ended VERY well.

inej: do NOT start without me!

wylan: okay, alright let’s hear about the kiss. was it a soft brush against your lips or was it a “i gotta have you now kind of thing”?

nina: well at first it was really intense, you know? and then we just sort of sunk into it.

wylan: so was he holding you? or were his hands on your back?

nina: no actually at first they started out on my waist and then they slid up and were in my hair.

inej: oh!

MEANWHILE:

matthias: then i kissed her.

jesper: tongue?

matthias: yeah.

kaz: cool.

i’m rewatching good omens and i forgot how fucking gay this show is. like i think i assume tumblr exaggerates, but wow.

this might make me problematic but i really lowkey want jesper and wylan to break up before the six of crows spin-off bc i think their dynamic as exes would be so funny and a lot more similar to the book. then they like grow back together and yada yada.

hi!! i’m here to tell u that every single taylor swift song can be applied to bucky barnes!! sorry to ruin your day!! hope your life is never the same again!!

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.