Jesper: Who Loses 57 Coin Tosses In A Row? You Know? Heads She Wins, Tails I Lose. Jesper: Wait A Minute...

matthias: are you putting butter on bacon?

nina: i don’t want it to stick to the pan

the story of us by taylor swift but it’s the trobed pillow fight.

“THE BATTLE’S IN YOUR HANDS NOW, BUT I WOULD LAY MY ARMOR DOWN IF YOU SAID YOU’D RATHER LOVE THAN FIGHT.”

Bucky calling Sam “Samuel” with maximum level sass is my new favorite thing ever

jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.

I still see this anti blackness, misandry, misogynoir and overall white fragility floating around and I really need y'all to get the HELL OVER YOURSELVES. Y'all genuinely think white female representation in media is needed??? As if y'all arent the standard that society tells WOC THEY NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL OR "TAME". It's the preaching intersectional feminism but only caring about what benefits white women in the long run for me. It's the white supremacy, the racism, the white tears™️ for me when a POC calls you out on your BULLSHIT. I told y'all, if I caught y'all disrespecting Sam Wilson today it was gonna be on and popping and I meant every. fucking. word. of. it. TAG YOUR SHIT CORRECTLY. STAY OUT OF THE SAM WILSON TAG. STAY OUT OF THE CAPTAIN AMERICA TAG. AND IF I CATCH ANYMORE RACISM IN THE WHAT IF TAG?? EXPECT TO BE DRAGGED TO HELL AND BACK, BECAUSE I CAN AND WILL DO THIS SHIT ALL DAY. Y'ALL AINT ABOUT TO TAINT THAT TAG WITH RACISM AND WHITE FEMINISM, TAKE YOUR SHIT TO THE PEGGY CARTER OR CAPTAIN CARTER TAG AND LEAVE IT THE FUCK THERE.

HAVE A NICE DAY BELOVED!

kaz: matthias will show you around

matthias: um, right this way is the exit

nina: inej, we need more candy! inej: what? there's only been like four kids. nina: yeah, i know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so i just gave her everything. wylan: no wonder you're pregnant.

shaking screaming clawing at my skin over good omens tomorrow, heartstopper next thursday, and rwrb in two weeks

reasonably, i know it’s irrational to be angry about the good omens season 2 ending. it’s a slow burn, and neil has been clear about how much he cares.

but, like the sensitive person i am: this pissed me off so bad it’s not even funny. like “gentle and romantic” was such a fucking lie i’m gonna lose it.

y’all pls do not look at my likes. i have no self control and immediately looked up no way home spoilers. save yourselves, it’s too late for me.