Inej: Please, Kaz Was Just Showing Me How To Fix The Floor

inej: please, kaz was just showing me how to fix the floor

wylan: anytime a man shows a girl how to do something from behind, it’s just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck.

jesper: watch any sports movie.

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4 years ago

no bc the scene where bucky says “if he was wrong about u, he was wrong about me” has so many layers. it’s sad bc bucky has been through so much shit and constantly doubts his self-worth (“i don’t know if i’m worth all this steve”) and then steve left him, so he prob feels like he WASN’T worth it. but then, you have to think about sam’s side of it, which a lot of bucky stans are neglecting. this situation is about systemic racism in this country and that’s what the conflict is. so yes, bucky is traumatized and that’s sad, but sam has his own story and it was HIS shield to give up.


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4 years ago

i have many regrets,,, one of them is definitely deciding to rewatch bbc merlin and remembering the shitty ending <3


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2 years ago

Jack Wolfe and Kit Young put their entire Wesper loving hearts into every scene they were in and it SHOWS. I will hear ZERO slander for the gift we were given with them and how they portrayed Wylan and Jesper. At this point I don’t even care that it wasn’t close to canon, I LOVED it they are my comfort ship and I will hear nothing bad about them ever.

I could talk about them literally forever someone make me write an essay on them and how much their portrayal of these character and these characters in general could change the fuckinf world ID WRITE IT

3 years ago

y’all pls do not look at my likes. i have no self control and immediately looked up no way home spoilers. save yourselves, it’s too late for me.


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1 year ago

nina: matthias kissed me!

inej and wylan: oh my god oh my god!

nina: it was unbelievable!

inej: let’s hear everything.

wylan: inej, get the wine and unplug the phone. nina, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

nina: it ended VERY well.

inej: do NOT start without me!

wylan: okay, alright let’s hear about the kiss. was it a soft brush against your lips or was it a “i gotta have you now kind of thing”?

nina: well at first it was really intense, you know? and then we just sort of sunk into it.

wylan: so was he holding you? or were his hands on your back?

nina: no actually at first they started out on my waist and then they slid up and were in my hair.

inej: oh!

MEANWHILE:

matthias: then i kissed her.

jesper: tongue?

matthias: yeah.

kaz: cool.


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3 years ago

I relate to Lexi because I too know a lot of things because I read a lot and I too would let Fez, the most endearing drug dealer ever, gently and awkwardly seduce me

1 year ago

nina: inej, we need more candy! inej: what? there's only been like four kids. nina: yeah, i know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so i just gave her everything. wylan: no wonder you're pregnant.


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3 years ago

literally terrified of this

You know what, I’m fucking scared that they’ll turn Sylvie/Loki into something romantic. If I have one fear, that’s it. Not because I want to see Lokius (though I’m genuinely curious to see how they’ll improve their friendship, if I can call it like that), but because - - NO. They’re the same person, two versions of the same person, for heaven’s sake! Ok for siblings, ok for their chemistry etc etc but please NO. Nonononononono.

2 years ago

jesper: you like me? you like my personality?

wylan: i was surprised too


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1 year ago

this is why darcy threw up on mr ajayi’s bed

UHM where are all the students shipping the crap out of mr ajayi and mr farouk?? two single teachers chaperoning a schooltrip and sharing a room should end in at least 4 fanedits and a notesapp slash fanfic written on the bus.


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