the owner of this account, along with the marauders, would like to wish all their muslim supporters a very happy eid 🤍🤍
lily rejected james for the 700th time, and he ran out of tissues to cry into.
james: *tears out a page from ‘the song of achilles’ and wipes his tears*
remus, only noticing the book cover and james’ crying: yeah…i get why you’re crying, that book is pretty fucking sad.
james: my love life is pretty fucking sad too, moony.
the marauders are at a party.
sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*
remus: *sighing* love is blind.
james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*
regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.
sirius: *places a newly rolled blunt on the street*
sirius: it’s a highway…get it? highway? cause blunt and road…y’know?
james: *throws his shoe at sirius*
lily: *hexes him bald*
remus: *takes off his wedding ring and places it in sirius’ hand*
regulus: *updates his insta bio to ‘only child’*
plot: severus is confronting sirius after getting drenched with charmed water balloons.
severus: there’s a special place in hell just for you.
sirius: *placing his hand on his chest dramatically and wiping away a fake tear* f-for me? a special place in hell JUST for ME? that’s so sweet, so kind, and so welcoming.
head canon:
george and fred stole the marauders map on a rainy day, when they finally figured out how to open and use it, a loud rumble of thunder broke out through the soft pitter patters of the raindrops hitting the window, it was as if the sky was congratulating them for it.
but the sky wasn’t, it was actually james potter, watching them from above and cheering them on with all the power he had.
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
*at james and regulus’ wedding*
everyone: aw, look at sirius, he’s gone to the back, he’s probably crying.
sirius: *dancing his little heart out because he no longer has to deal with james’ snoring or regulus’ 3 am epiphanies.*
remus lupin would 100% wear sandals with socks and think it’s peak fashion, sue me.
stanning the right man >>>>>>>
rip sirius black, you would’ve loved all the jake gyllenhaal slander.
a bunch of shitposts from a sirius black kinnie, what could possibly go wrong?anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore and anti-snape account18+
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