Stanning The Right Man >>>>>>>

james and remus watching sirius and regulus fight because one stared at the other for a bit too long.

james: i don’t get why those two are so angry all the damn time.

remus: short people are closer to hell.

sirius and regulus are eavesdropping on their parents while they’re discussing politics, and are texting each other whatever they hear.

sirius: did she just say that voldy’s going to enforce a marshmallow?

regulus: a martial law, you gormless git.

remus lupin would 100% wear sandals with socks and think it’s peak fashion, sue me.

regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?

james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.

plot: sirius is texting remus and james while he’s at a family gathering.

sirius: fuck me i hate it here.

remus: isn’t that lovely.

sirius: feeling h i g h k e y judged by some boomers for my band-tee.

james: well, you would’ve been judged whether you wore it or not.

sirius: BAHAHA FUCK-

remus: there’s this thing, idk if u know it, but it’s called the subtle art of not giving a fuck.

sirius: yeah no, i prefer to not give any fucks loudly and boldly.

remus, replying to himself: it’s very low key, i have it, and it saves me.

james: forget them, they’re probably reptiles anyways.

sirius: yeah, no, they’re too unsuccessful to be reptiles, but their dry skin is really backing up your point there prongsie.

sirius: OKAYGTGTHEYRESUMMONINGME.

james: if you all were to write a book, what would the title be?

james: ‘reasons i’m the greatest best friend in history.’

sirius: ‘the daily struggle of being sexy.’

remus: ‘the daily struggle of living with ‘sexy’.’

regulus: ‘why adult floaties are much more of a necessity than children’s ones.’

marlene: ‘how to keep ‘em wrapped around your finger, the marlene method.’

lily: ‘how to snag the richest guy in school, co-written by: remus lupin.’

mary: ‘a guide on how to outlive all your friends.’

dorcas: ‘bagging the hottest girl alive: a fool proof 6 month plan.’

peter: ‘why i demand monetary compensation for all the nights i’ve spent in detention because of ‘sexy’.’

james: what’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever seen someone do?

remus: turn a bunch of kids into werewolves, just to start an army.

lily: being prejudiced against half-bloods and muggle borns whilst being a half-blood themselves.

sirius: try to conceive for years, then become abusive to the very kids they were dying to have.

james: o-oh, i was just gonna say nick my sweaters right after they said that their fashion sense is nothing like mine…

regulus: i never said, nor did such a thing.

sirius confronting peter after betraying the potters.

sirius: i knew you were trouble when you walked in.

james in heaven: SO SHAME ON ME NOW!

-1975-

james: snape will never have a love life.

remus: someone’s bound to find him…tolerable.

james: how about we place a bet?

remus: 5 galleons.

-1993-

remus: *takes one look at snape, and immediately runs out, looking up at the sky*

remus: COME BACK YOU ARSE, I OWE YOU 5 GALLEONS!

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𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗃𝗎𝖽𝗂𝖼𝖾 - 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖼 𝗍𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗅𝗋 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗌 - 𝖬𝖮𝖮𝖳𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖫𝖸 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗉𝗎 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍!

𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗎𝗌 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽

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𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽 - 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 + 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋 (𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆) 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂'𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆!