Sirius Black’s Favorite Beverage Is Coke Zero.
sirius black’s favorite beverage is coke zero.
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sirius: *places a newly rolled blunt on the street*
sirius: it’s a highway…get it? highway? cause blunt and road…y’know?
james: *throws his shoe at sirius*
lily: *hexes him bald*
remus: *takes off his wedding ring and places it in sirius’ hand*
regulus: *updates his insta bio to ‘only child’*
james and remus watching sirius and regulus fight because one stared at the other for a bit too long.
james: i don’t get why those two are so angry all the damn time.
remus: short people are closer to hell.
head canon:
george and fred stole the marauders map on a rainy day, when they finally figured out how to open and use it, a loud rumble of thunder broke out through the soft pitter patters of the raindrops hitting the window, it was as if the sky was congratulating them for it.
but the sky wasn’t, it was actually james potter, watching them from above and cheering them on with all the power he had.
sirius and remus texting:
sirius: i love you, stay safe! <33
remus: will do, i love you too abby. <3
remus: baby*
*sirius black is typing…*
remus: oh god, here we go again…
modern-day era hc:
james potter and sirius black would definitely be co-owners of a meme page.
the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.
everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didn’t hear it from us!)
HC:
all the marauders got matching “the marauders are here” tattoos over their hearts.
but before betraying the potters, peter had the “are” on his chest crossed out and replaced with “were”.
james: *is laying on the floor with a clear quartz stone on his head*
james: i do not chase, i attract, what belongs to me will simply find me.
sirius: *peeks his head into the dorm room*
sirius: james, come say hi to regulus in the common room.
james: HI — IM JAMES BUT YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT — IM THE BEST CHASER HOGWARTS HAD EVER SEEN — I LIVE TO CHASE.
sirius: what did i ever do to you?
remus: *pulling out a list* i thought you’d never ask.
james walks in on wolfstar.
james: bro, are you fucking serious?
sirius: i can confirm that i am, indeed, fucking sirius.
remus: *peeks his head out from under the covers*
remus: and i can also confirm that i am, indeed, fucking sirius.
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a bunch of shitposts from a sirius black kinnie, what could possibly go wrong?anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore and anti-snape account18+
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