james and remus watching sirius and regulus fight because one stared at the other for a bit too long.
james: i don’t get why those two are so angry all the damn time.
remus: short people are closer to hell.
james: hey…what if mike was actually short for micycle?
lily: it’s 3 in the morning, and i swear to merlin if you don’t shut up, you will wake up without a tongue.
james: *mumbling* sirius would’ve found it funny…
lily: then by all means, go sleep with him instead.
more jegulus and their struggle with french <3
regulus: are you done practicing?
james: yes! i’ve memorized what to say to sirius this time.
regulus: right, go on then.
james: tu es…a dúmmy…?
regulus: *facepalming* bête.
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
sirius: what did i ever do to you?
remus: *pulling out a list* i thought you’d never ask.
headcanon:
sirius black’s nervous tick is chewing on the tip of his middle finger, but his rbf makes him look like he’s purposely flipping everyone off.
hi my lovelies!!
i hope you’re enjoying the account as much i enjoy posting on it.
happy new year, and thank you all so so much for your support, it really means the world to me 🤍🤍
i just wanted to clarify that this is an anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore, and anti-snape account.
and that’s all! have a great day my lovelies <33
plot: regulus is talking to sirius about his new boyfriend.
regulus: i’m trying to come up with a new nickname for him, but nothing’s sticking with me.
sirius: alright, what reminds you of him? like something pleasant.
regulus:
regulus: …rugs.
sirius: what?
regulus: i like…rugs.
regulus: rugs are fluffy, they sometimes come in cute shapes too. he’s pretty cute, and he’s got fluffy hair.
sirius: you’re nicknaming your boyfriend after a type of carpet?
regulus: rug…reg and rug…rug and reg…i like it.
sirius: *groans into a pillow*
snape is serenading lily, and it’s quite distasteful.
snape: so come run your hands through my hair, ‘cause that’s why it’s there.
sirius (to remus and james): “come run your hands through my hair”? i can make some bloody fried chicken using all that grease in it.
the marauders are at a party.
sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*
remus: *sighing* love is blind.
james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*
regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.
a bunch of shitposts from a sirius black kinnie, what could possibly go wrong?anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore and anti-snape account18+
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