We Should All Be Glad Isaic Newton Wasn't A Doctor. That Apple Would've Vaporized Him Instantly.

I do like how they talk about how they will "never grow eyelashes" while using a picture of someone with eyelashes.

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

Reblog to give ME and only ME bigger tits

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

although current magic: the gathering designers claim that black mana is not evil, the traits associated with it, both mechanically in game (sacrificing your own creatures and killing others', etc.) and in the narrative (ambition, selfishness, power), demonstrate that it is an antisocial force at least. the decision to associate the Swamp as a source of power for black decks is part of a long history in European cultures that reviles swamps, bogs, and other wetlands as evil places. this mindset contributed to the mass destruction of wetlands across the world until very recent scientific endeavors showed how important wetlands are. in reality, wetlands are extremely complicated, unique, and environmentally crucial ecosystems which exist in myriad forms on every continent save antarctica. to combat colonialist thought, i propose a radical change to the mtg paradigm by replacing the Swamp basic land type with one that truly represents a spawning ground for evil: the Parking Lot.

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart

Like, the melting of the ice caps means a lot more when the people making the decisions about them directly suffer the consequences.

the easiest way to stop global warming woulf be to force all the billionares to live in antarctica

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meow chain. you can also woof or make whatever sound you like to make. I'll go first

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For anyone wondering, rain is not my name (although i was considering it for a while when i created this account) Rain is the name of my blahaj :)

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

My friend group always calls this card Ejaculantern, and i think that's funny enough to belong on my blog

Today's Card Is: Jack-o'-Lantern

Bop it. Twist it. Jork it.