My Friend Group Always Calls This Card Ejaculantern, And I Think That's Funny Enough To Belong On My

What if instead of an election we held an erection

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart

By all means thpugh, keep calling me rain. It makes mkre sense that way.

For anyone wondering, rain is not my name (although i was considering it for a while when i created this account) Rain is the name of my blahaj :)

Saying "It's true, i was there" is the single funniest thing to add to an argument, with it getting funnier the less "there" you could have been

Friendly reminder/lifehack

If you order pizza, (especially from dominos), do it on a day that isn't a weekend, and not around dinnertime. Picture the toy aisle full of buzz lightyears, where each buzz is saying "Friday night Pizza night!" If each of those buzz lightyears represent an average pizza order, (two pizzas + a random side item), the wait time will be measured in the hours, as opposed to ordering a pizza at 3pm on a tuesday, which will take significantly less time.

I see people often talking about how fast food workers deserve more respect, and should be seen as fellow humans, but people often forget that notion as soon as their food is on the line. As someone who used to work for dominos (and left on good terms with them), I have seen it way too often where people call to ask about their food, and why it's taking us so long, despite the fact that they ordered right in the busiest part of the week, which they see as our fault. (also, unless you ordered delivery, try to avoid calling to ask about your food, it just makes it take longer to get back to making it)

One last thing: dominos runs coupons often, usually with some pretty banger deals, but they often result in some pretty long wait times. If you place a timed order a few days after the coupon ends, you pay using the deal, but get the food on a less busy day.

Hwat in the ghoulish fuck

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.

What's yalls most legendary spelling mistake, ill go first.

I once wrote opposite as poopsite when making a presentation for someone else to present, and somehow didn't notice until they were in the middle of presenting.

although current magic: the gathering designers claim that black mana is not evil, the traits associated with it, both mechanically in game (sacrificing your own creatures and killing others', etc.) and in the narrative (ambition, selfishness, power), demonstrate that it is an antisocial force at least. the decision to associate the Swamp as a source of power for black decks is part of a long history in European cultures that reviles swamps, bogs, and other wetlands as evil places. this mindset contributed to the mass destruction of wetlands across the world until very recent scientific endeavors showed how important wetlands are. in reality, wetlands are extremely complicated, unique, and environmentally crucial ecosystems which exist in myriad forms on every continent save antarctica. to combat colonialist thought, i propose a radical change to the mtg paradigm by replacing the Swamp basic land type with one that truly represents a spawning ground for evil: the Parking Lot.