I Do Like How They Talk About How They Will "never Grow Eyelashes" While Using A Picture Of Someone With

I'd argue i'm pretty silly ;3

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yhe gort! 🐖

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

Nyaaaaaaaa~ :3

Balatro is if a pyramid scheme about selling crack was a game.

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

I know this has 1 thousand percent been already said, but i truly do believe that the easiest way to be popular on this website is to turn your brain and your autocorrect off

Six stone cards

Thinking about Balatro and imagining a joker that lets you play 6 cards at a time.

2 triplets

6 of a kind

Flush 6

Flush/Straight extra

What's with the period of time between 2000 and 2009 where the shorthand for the year sucks to use? Like, i'm sure nobody remembers 9/11 as the event that happened in twenty 01, but twenty eleven is a completely reasoble way to refer to that year?

*It was as if your very SOUL was glowing

- 'Spectrum'

Genie wish twisting trope, except the genie is reluctant to twist wishes unnecessarily, but the guy who summoned him is an olympic level dumbass who ends up twisting his own wishes accidentally, leading the genie to have to get creative to not accidentally violate the "no wishing for death" rule