"Calm Down, Sokka."

Soup no bowl

sundress no panties 

This is what reading the news in america feels like these days

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

Bop it. Twist it. Jork it.

rpg setting with multiple competing units of damage/resilience used in different regions. you gotta worry about the conversion between hp celsius and hp fahrenheit

My dad has this on his christmas playlist, and it catches me off guard every time. It also doesnt help that he starts playing christmas music in august

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

Is that why my ice cream joker loses 5 chips each hand?

Yeah, i'll read bog this boast

compute her chips under my micheal scope

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

Nyaaaaaaaa~ :3

My blog is for things. Anyone have any?