My Dad Has This On His Christmas Playlist, And It Catches Me Off Guard Every Time. It Also Doesnt Help

Siivagunner plays with mp4's the same way tumblr plays with jpeg's and i'm right

What if instead of an election we held an erection

California girls, we're inconceivable

in the dominos pizza, Straight up "new yorkin it." and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pizzas

Like, the only good things to come out of tgis year's game awards was the gay muppets, and the keytar guy at the end playing the balatro theme in a way that made me feel things

After watching this year's game awards, i've come to the conclusion that i just spent ~4 hours watching ads for triple A games i don't care about, just to see a triple A game win game of the year

Gender nuzzlocke: whenever someone refers to you by a new set of pronouns/gender, you have tu use that until somebody misgenders you, at which point that gender cant be used again. You also have to have a themed nickname for each gender you go through.

Do yall remember when black friday actually meant something? When people would rush stores as soon as they opened, risking their lives for 70% off? I get that the life/death aspect is not good actually, but i cant stand seeing ads for a company's "Lowest prices yet!" and it's 5% off, with 10% off of shipping.

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

Bestie help whats the fetish

Minecraft movie spoilers out of context

Mao is the fight club of card games. I'm not explaining, because i can't.