IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

New years resolurion:

1: post with more typos

2: my gay gay

Bestie help whats the fetish

Minecraft movie spoilers out of context

Being better than elon musk in every way is not something that is particularly hard to do.

Uncontested banger

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

The funny (terrifying) thing is this is 10000% going to happen

Buying a Switch 2 and the camera accessory to strip and touch myself for my friends while they play Mario Kart

You don't have to even get into it. Being in close proximity with anyone else into color symbolism media is enough to psychically implant squingle dinglus into your brain. And by squingle. I mean,, Well. Lets justr say. Weezer

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

In order for a car to be classified as a sports car, it has to beat Lebron James in a man vs machine game of golf

Family guy

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

Found this on the ground, so far i've been unable to identify who this is. Do any of you recognize sunglasses man?

Going for a reeses puffs build to synergize with the recent buff to maple syrup. Unfortunately my build is 4X weak to fresh produce but the economy's fucked so I don't have to worry too much about that right now

"______ is part of a balanced breakfast" well what if I don't want that? What if I want an unbalanced breakfast? A broken, absolutely busted breakfast? How will this affect the breakfast meta?