GODS DAMN IT

I’m sorry, you what? I-

HOW?

As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually

Fox my beloved <3

man... this guy bro

Bro wtf do you mean Darker Timeline? I’d literally pay to watch that.

okay but the fact that Disney tried to start a princess twitch channel and got harrassed off the platform by hardcore simps is the funniest thing to happen all year

IT’S A  R  A  T

still thinking bout antique perfume bottles…

Op change your fucking url

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

Always

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

But I wanna

Is it okay to put a toaster in your bath if it's not plugged in? [time sensitive question]

DO NOT PUT A TOASTER IN YOUR BATH AT ALL

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!