This Is Just My Friend Group

Oh no, I was fully aware. I just wanted to be helpful, so I didn’t care

You rescue many different animals not knowing they are mythical creatures. That weird bird you rescued a month ago was a Phoenix. Your dog? Cerberus. That fox you impulsely got was a kitsune. They also all agree to look over you.

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry

Puki yes

are you a substitute teacher tho?????

No, that would be hilarious though. I’d go to one class and make every student hate my guts, I’d be an asshole, they would want me dead. Then I’d go to the next class and put on a movie, give out candy, bring in donuts, have open discussions about how their lives are going, really be there for those kids. I’d do this until everyone in the school either loved me or hated me, and then I’d watch them fight.

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

Wh-what are you doing step-vogue?

Teen Vogue what r u doing

Gaud, I need pictures, and I need them now

men's clothes should be slutty again

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious