Op Change Your Fucking Url

That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.

*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*

walm

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

Woah woah woah, back up, again???

my entire living space smells like garlic and I don’t know why

Oh no, I was fully aware. I just wanted to be helpful, so I didn’t care

You rescue many different animals not knowing they are mythical creatures. That weird bird you rescued a month ago was a Phoenix. Your dog? Cerberus. That fox you impulsely got was a kitsune. They also all agree to look over you.

Always

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-

damn, so jeff bezos was jailed for mistreating workers and the amazon workers got all his money on the same day that fall out boy released a song with florence and the machine? damn 2021 is much better than 2020

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

It do be like that sometimes

I wish I could hyperfixate on things that are useful for me. Like how to fix cars or building stuff. But I'm stuck with flying robotic lions and two men that aren't real