Bro Wtf Do You Mean Darker Timeline? I’d Literally Pay To Watch That.

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Woah woah woah, back up, again???

my entire living space smells like garlic and I don’t know why

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

But I wanna

Is it okay to put a toaster in your bath if it's not plugged in? [time sensitive question]

DO NOT PUT A TOASTER IN YOUR BATH AT ALL

You mean to tell me it’s not?????

wait wait WAIT is 'board game' not an abbreviation of cardboard game‽‽‽

OH SHI-

THEY REMOVED THE AUTO-MUTE AND AUTO-TURN-CAMERA-OFF FEATURES ON ZOOM.

IT’S A  R  A  T

still thinking bout antique perfume bottles…

exactly

I told my genie I wish not to die a virgin

He granted me immortality.