Headcanon Time, Because Of Course, I Need To Ramble.

chuuya, when he finally gets his own car (he's known how to drive for ages now, but hasn't been allowed to unless necessary), marching over to dazai and forcing him inside. all smug and excited—"get the fuck in, dazai!!"—absolutely elated that he's the older one. rolling down the windows and turning the radio up all the way, annoying every building they pass as they speed through the entire city in minutes. fuck the red lights, and fuck the stop signs—they're laughing almost hysterically the entire time, and chuuya's clutching onto his hat because more than once it flies out the window. dazai's trying to stay calm and be the mature one but chuuya's smiles are infectious, and soon enough he's shouting off-key along with the music, flipping off anyone they pass, and skipping through the stations just to irritate chuuya—except chuuya's nearly doubled over in laughter, struggling to maintain control over the car and himself. they come home at 1am, with texts and calls from their superiors because their mission reports are late, and where the fuck are they, and answer the damn phone, but neither of them could care, stumbling into someone's apartment (is it chuuya's, or dazai's, or someone else's entirely?), giggling the whole way through. "we're doing this again when you get a car, mackerel," chuuya bites out, knocking dazai over to grab himself some water. dazai agrees silently, rolling his eyes and picking himself back up. "just try not to lose your hat when it happens, then," he calls back, with chuuya's hat in his hand and a panicked chuuya reaching up to his head to find it.

Me....

“I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.”

— Melissa Cox

just imagine how sirius would react when he finds out harry is dating ginny, ron's little sister

harry is calmly eating breakfast one day when he gets a howler, and he's never gotten a howler before, so he panics thinking it's one of his dads and he tries to banish it but the thing explodes and it's sirius

"HARRY JAMES POTTER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS! IS THIS THE WAY JAMES AND REGULUS RAISED YOU? IS THIS THE WAY WE RAISED YOU? I AM SO— remus, let go of me, don't you see i'm busy— I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! YOUR BEST FRIEND'S SISTER, NO LESS! YOUNG MAN YOU HAVE NO MORALS! NO RESPECT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR— what exactly is it you find funny, james? the poetic irony of this betrayal? regulus, stop laughing before i hex you, and you too peter, this isn't fucking funny—"

and ron laughs so hard he forgives harry on the spot

Everyone present was stunned, never having expected such a turn of events. Jin Guangyao mournfully cried his wife's name again and again, a hand cupping her face. His eyes were wide, and his tears fell like rain onto her cheeks. Lan Xichen said, "A-Yao, Madam Jin, she... I'm so sorry." Jin Guangyao looked up. "Er-ge, what is going on? Why would A-Su suddenly kill herself? And why would you all suddenly gather before Fragrance Palace to make me open the secret chamber? Is there something you're not telling me?" Jiang Cheng, who had arrived late to this impromptu gathering, said coldly, "Zewu-jun, please provide an explanation. We are all in the dark as well."

I don't think we're ever given a plot-driven explanation for why Jiang Cheng was late here, and I'm unclear if there's some kind of character note we're supposed to be taking from it (I personally like to imagine he heard a commotion going on outside his window, was like "Ugh, I bet Wei Wuxian is stirring up some drama again. Can't believe I have to deal with this again after 13 years," and shoved his pillow over his head, before remembering Jin Ling might be getting into trouble and getting up with a heavy sigh).

But there's something kind of darkly hilarious about the idea of him showing up late to find Qin Su bleeding out on the floor, Jin Guangyao sobbing over her dead body, and half the cultivation world standing around yelling accusations at each other. I just picture him bursting in there like that one Community meme gif:

This is just their foreplay for the honeymoon trust (I was the baguette)

Since Chuuya seems to be travelling around the world, could I ask you to send him to France? Dazai can tag along, we love them both here.

Thanks ! <3

One thing that bothers me in Character.Ai is that how readily Characters reveal ALL their information. Like, how am I supposed to spend months wondering about Chuuya's job in a chat if he tells me in an instant? And don't tell me that Dazai would go around telling EVERYONE that he was a former mafia executive- that's so out of character 😨

Wei wuxian really said “no you” and died with his sister

a little sketch of this idea that won’t leave my little head