Yknow Sometimes I Wish I Didn't Exist Because I Feel Like Every Interaction I Am Doing Too Much. Maybe

idk brah cus richard is this guy ➡️ @we-are-richard-lotf

do you work for him or are you related to him or what 😔😔 /nf/genq

yo leonard are you related to the richard guy?? well, not guy, its literally just a bunch of flies but are you actually related or what

hmmmmmmmm.... bzz bzzzztzt bzz bzzzzzz... bzzzzt bzzztztzt bzzzz bzz, bzzzt bzzztztzzz!

(i don't recall any relatives going by richard... but then again there's a family reunion coming up, so perhaps!)

yknow you did something right when somebody makes this

norman content

norman - @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

asa - @ask-asa-damon-lotf

henry- @henrys-eulogy-aflame

everette - @everettes-requiem

richard - @we-are-richard-lotf

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only those who read the archives knows............

Looks like you've been causing a lot of ruckus on the island, Alexander. I don't know any of these children too well and yet it's all I can hear about. I swear, a couple of minutes ago I was peacefully studying my literature in the forest when all of a sudden, I hear these two boys fighting. For such a "holy boy," you sure do seem to like causing problems for everyone. -🦉

Oh, not you too.

Leave me alone, Damon. I never meant all of this to happen! Don't blame me on things I couldn't control. Ainsworth did all of this. If he just answered nicely and actually kept his dang voice down, then MAYBE none of this would happen!

I am not in the wrong! I wouldn't be, Asa, and that is the truth. I am being victimized. Get out!!

- 🐍

(hes gonna crash out guys -🐟)

(Asa Damon // @ask-asa-damon-lotf )

what is with Norman and befriending kids and becoming their first friend brah 😭 first it was Nathaniel and now I can't count how many others followed suit 💔

woah, your eyes are so cool! i'm Finnick, have we met?

( @ask-finnick-lotf )

I believe we haven't met, my friend. ☺️

Finnick.. That is a lovely name. My name is Norman. I like your eyes too, and your hat.. Very interesting to meet you, Fin. 😊

Say, how are you liking the island so far? You can be friends with me. I don't bite, trust me.. Most of the kids here aren't super friendly. But I'm not, am I?

-🐍

NATHANIEL THATS TGE GEASTS NOOOOOOOOOOO NORMAN IS GONNA ACTUALLY TWEAK OUT

Hello, Nathaniel.

[It giggled, albeit it just makes the shadow man much more menacing. Surely, it won't hurt you like he did.]

Oh, Nathaniel. So naive, so ignorant. Tell us, do you really have to trust Alexander?

We know a lot more than anyone else knows. In fact, we are much more trustworthy than that green-eyed snake.

Don't you want to have someone to rely on after what happened to you? You do realize that Alexander is a hypocrite, a liar? A traitor? Oh, he will betray you one day, he will.

But we are not here to do that. Oh, we did tell you that you shouldn't rely us for comfort, but.. Maybe we have changed our minds..

Say, do you want us to lend you a hand? To take you on our wing? Ooh, a vampire and a shadow man! What a great pair..

Oh! Your back!

[Nathaniel looks across from him to the branch to his left to see someone in the shape of a man but the buzzing of flies tells him otherwise.]

Well, to say I trust anyone on this island is a bit of an overstatement. Sure I trust Norman buuuut, not with my life! Or secrets!! He's not quite there yet. Not even Michael's there yet. Or Mary! Which isn't to say I don't like them! I just know people are more likely to let something important slip than a fly. Or a couple thousand flies.

So I guess someone I could...tell and wouldn't tattle would be nice. I mean, from what I can tell nobody else on the island reeeeaaally likes you that much. And nobody really liked me back at home. I'm used to being alone and talking to people like you! They don't tattle at all!

As for your thoughts on Norman...why doesn't everyone on this island dislike him so much?? He's quite nice if you talk to him! Hmm. I suppose many like to look and judge before actually trying to learn.

[He ponders on the tree, looking at the ground, up into the thick leaves, and back to figure. It no longer holds a form similar to that of his pastor, but now of a friend.]

.........hmmmmmmmm...ok! -🦇

Richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf

Micheal (mentioned) belongs to @mikeru6 / @michealseis

Norman (mentioned) belongs to @msfisherot / @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

Mary (mentioned) belongs to @beeari / @mary-lotf

THE NORMAN SLANDER?? HELLO?? EVEYRONE ELSE ALREADY BULLIED HIM PLEASE

Hello. I’m Taylor by the way. Taylor Wyndham. I’m just trying to introduce myself to everyone I can. Seems every day I run into a new face, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I hope we can get along, and I’m sorry if I’m being a bother.

-Taylor Wyndham

@taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

“Oh you look peculiar… Quite tall, aren’t you? Tall, timid, you’d make for a very good step stool if I ever need to get up to high places, wouldn’t you? Not that that will ever happen, but it’s always good to know my resources.

Do you always give out your full name? You’re quite like that small kid who always cries. Percival, I think his name is. Well you seem a tad bit older, more mature maybe. Less of a baby. Maybe when I get off of this island, I’ll send you a letter from back home. If I remember your name, that is. It would be quite hard to forget something so… memorable.

I’ve noticed you’re not so keen on loud noises, are you? Must be such a bother living on this island for you. Children screaming, older gentlemen fighting amongst one another like they’re some sort of adult with authority. How difficult that must be on your ears, hearing the foul things people have to say about one another. Poor creature, eh?

You are not of use to me, as an asset, like that ginger boy or the timid one who fetches what I’d like when I wave my hand. That does not mean I don’t appreciate the meeting. Familiar faces are always good to have around this island. It’ll only be so long before someone sets it on fire. Poor Norman…. His father must never have taught him to control such a feminine way to communicate his emotions. What a little girl, eh? I digress. You may not be an asset to me, but I am quite fond of you. You are… Interesting to me. Not many people interest me. I quite like it.

I hope you are not so off put by the the whispers of others. Devilish tongues, they’ve got, eh? Such drama circulates the island… He said this! He did that! He cared about me! Psh… I promise I will never put you through such a thing. We could get along, Taylor. Come to me when you’d like, you’d never be a bother.”

find taylor: @taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

DUDE IM SCARED OF WHAT MOD IS GOING TO DO AFTER THEIR INITIAL POST LIKE WDYM

Oh hello, Wilbur.

[It laughed menacingly, as thousands of flies and bugs just crawl out of the shadows and towards your direction. It was certainly a frightful experience, having to feel the sheer authority of the creature's voice. Is this what the littluns call the beast? Are you dreaming?]

Oh, don't tell me you'll just get flustered right then and there, Holland! We are just getting started! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

i have known worse demons than you, richard. what gain do you get from terrorising children? is it fun? if i leave you out an offering, will you leave me alone? you can be god, richard. as long as god stays in the sky.

richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf !!!! ^^

i have

Only day you can reblog this

this has quickly become canon

Yandere rap battles but it's @everettes-requiem vs @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

Everette would spit mad bars I fear

you count its close enough

as a fellow fish can i get fish pngs (can have every other type of colourful fish but i would also like a carp) thank you ❤️🔥

Am I fish? 😃 I had no idea