DUDE IM SCARED OF WHAT MOD IS GOING TO DO AFTER THEIR INITIAL POST LIKE WDYM

WHTATATATTSTSYTS?!??!??!?!?!2!!2!!1!2!!1!1!1'bwn NORMAN ALEXANDER MENYOON?!?! APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!

(Norman belongs to @msfisherot / @ask-norman-alexander-lotf)

i have

Only day you can reblog this

somebody tell me the world aint ending in 5 years or so because i think time is ticking ever so slightly and we could be cooked. just saying.

what if i piss myself

hey Stanley payable

yknow you did something right when somebody makes this

norman content

norman - @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

asa - @ask-asa-damon-lotf

henry- @henrys-eulogy-aflame

everette - @everettes-requiem

richard - @we-are-richard-lotf

i love casually being harassed in a discord server by a 30 year old 😊😊😊

THE NORMAN SLANDER?? HELLO?? EVEYRONE ELSE ALREADY BULLIED HIM PLEASE

Hello. I’m Taylor by the way. Taylor Wyndham. I’m just trying to introduce myself to everyone I can. Seems every day I run into a new face, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. I hope we can get along, and I’m sorry if I’m being a bother.

-Taylor Wyndham

@taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

“Oh you look peculiar… Quite tall, aren’t you? Tall, timid, you’d make for a very good step stool if I ever need to get up to high places, wouldn’t you? Not that that will ever happen, but it’s always good to know my resources.

Do you always give out your full name? You’re quite like that small kid who always cries. Percival, I think his name is. Well you seem a tad bit older, more mature maybe. Less of a baby. Maybe when I get off of this island, I’ll send you a letter from back home. If I remember your name, that is. It would be quite hard to forget something so… memorable.

I’ve noticed you’re not so keen on loud noises, are you? Must be such a bother living on this island for you. Children screaming, older gentlemen fighting amongst one another like they’re some sort of adult with authority. How difficult that must be on your ears, hearing the foul things people have to say about one another. Poor creature, eh?

You are not of use to me, as an asset, like that ginger boy or the timid one who fetches what I’d like when I wave my hand. That does not mean I don’t appreciate the meeting. Familiar faces are always good to have around this island. It’ll only be so long before someone sets it on fire. Poor Norman…. His father must never have taught him to control such a feminine way to communicate his emotions. What a little girl, eh? I digress. You may not be an asset to me, but I am quite fond of you. You are… Interesting to me. Not many people interest me. I quite like it.

I hope you are not so off put by the the whispers of others. Devilish tongues, they’ve got, eh? Such drama circulates the island… He said this! He did that! He cared about me! Psh… I promise I will never put you through such a thing. We could get along, Taylor. Come to me when you’d like, you’d never be a bother.”

find taylor: @taylor-wyndham-lotf-asks

WARNING FOR : S3XU@LI$IMG MINORS, HOMOPHOBIA, RACISM (PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Please block and report him, he’s sexualised minors, harassed minors, said racist sexist and homophobic comments about minors/and adults

He harasses people in multiple communities, pjo kingdom hearts and tlotf mostly

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watch me

someone needs to make a meme thats like a lotf version of “a good book can change your life” but instead of the guys coming out in a suit they come out in straitjackets

oh bro's PISSED.... THE DRAMA BEGINS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hello Ripley.. Ahem.

I'm sorry you have to see all of that. You see, it is supposed to be a private conversation between me and Ainsworth. I was concerned but.. perhaps I was being too harsh.

Here, have this, I'll make it up to you. It's a flower I thought you'd appreciate. I haven't asked Shepherd what it means, but it should be something..

What do you say? I am always here to comfort you if you need it. I'm sorry Ainsworth said that. I'll make him apologize to you. ☺️

- 🐍 ( @ask-norman-alexander-lotf )

“you? give me flowers? after all you’ve done to pry about my relations with Ainsworth? i shall hardly accept this. do not attempt to fool me with apologies, Norman. I know your mind dwells in places of hate.

if you must know, we were friends. were, until you started to pry. was it you who made him say those things? perhaps, but it was me who left of my own accord. so take your flower and feed it to the flies, why don’t you!!”