Evan, To Anyone: Oh, Let Me Show You A Picture Of My Boyfriend Evan: *pulls Up Barty's Mugshot*

Remus: *is the one they all go to for advice*

Also Remus: *hasn't slept in three days, hasn't eaten anything but a bar of chocolate for two, hates himself thoroughly, would literally jump in front of a bullet for a stranger just for the chance to die by accident*

Remus: Yeah, of course, I'm great at giving advice.

Gryffindor: People always say drinking numbs the pain. Why isn’t it working?

Slytherin: It would help if the drink in question wasn’t chocolate milk.

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

happy pride month.

i love you.

Remus: I think I'm in love with Sirius.

Lily: I’m sorry?

Remus: I said, I think I’m in lo—

Lily: No, I'm just sorry

Oscar: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Lando: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Regulus: Nobody here thinks anything through.

Sirius: Remus is our moral compass.

Remus: I am? We’re fucked.

James: Getting up at 6 am made me realize that 6 am isnt a place, it’s an emotion.

Remus: 6 am isn't a place at all.

James: That's because it’s an emotion.

Sirius: am I being dramatic, yes.

Sirius: is it justified, also yes.

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived